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Ezra’s Top Ten Favorite Movies Of 2018

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By Ezra Stead

Here we go again! I know I say this every year, but it’s an absolutely absurd and impossible task to try to see even half of the 700+ feature films released each year, and then to attempt a ranking of the best [insert arbitrary number] of them, so that’s not what I do. Instead, I managed to see a paltry 101 movies released in 2018, and I’m going to attempt to rank my ten favorite movies out of that number. It’s still absurd and very difficult, but at least I don’t have to convince anyone these are the “best” movies of the year. They’re just the ones I personally dug the most, and your mileage will most likely vary wildly. As always, I’ve made some effort to highlight movies you’re not hearing about on other year-end lists or awards ceremonies, while not stubbornly ignoring any of those that you are hearing more about, as I did in 2016.

Since it is so difficult to narrow down a list of just my ten favorites, and because I really loved a lot of movies last year (not to mention how many I regret not seeing in time for this list; let’s talk about what I missed in the comments!), I’m just going to shout out a few quick honorable mentions before we get to the main list. First, if this list were expanded even slightly, Can You Ever Forgive Me? would likely be number 11. Though I didn’t intentionally exclude either category from the main list, I also think it’s worth mentioning that Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is my favorite animated movie of the year, and Won’t You Be My Neighbor? is my favorite documentary. And since life is too short not to watch bad movies, I think the worst one I saw all year was James Franco’s awful Mad Max pastiche Future World.

Oh, and of all the movies that didn’t quite make my top ten, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs had my single favorite moment. If you’ve seen the movie, you shouldn’t even have to click that link to guess which one, but you should do it anyway because that moment is awesome every single time. On to the list!

1. AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR – No one was more surprised than me at how quickly and deeply I fell in love with this movie. I had been more than a casual fan of the Marvel Cinematic Universe before it was released, having seen all the movies leading up to it over the past ten years, but I was honestly not that excited to see this one because I thought Marvel fatigue had kicked in for me. Within the opening scene, though, I started to realize I was in for something special. A lot of it comes down to Thanos (Josh Brolin), who is undoubtedly the greatest villain in any Marvel movie yet, but even more than that, it’s the way the movie is structured to make this villain the actual traditional protagonist of the story. His search for the Infinity Stones, which will allow him to rule every aspect of time and space, is his Hero’s Journey, and the Avengers, the Guardians of the Galaxy, and all else who oppose his will come off as the evil henchman who stand in his way. It’s a stroke of genius on the part of directors Anthony & Joe Russo, and screenwriters Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, but it only scratches the surface of what makes Infinity War so great. There is also the incredibly high stakes of the conflict, which rivets the viewer for a full 150 minutes and generates not only excitement but genuine pathos as well. I’ve cried a little each of the four times I’ve seen it (which is nothing compared to some people), and at various different moments each time. I’ve also laughed heartily each time; even when you already know the jokes, they’re still hilarious, especially the ones involving Drax (Dave Bautista) and/or Thor (Chris Hemsworth). Above all, though, there is Thanos, the hero we both deserve and need right now (yes, nerds, I know that’s a DC reference). Some people balk at the idea of Thanos as the protagonist of the movie, let alone the hero. Why, these milquetoasts say, if Thanos has unlimited power, does he not just create twice as many resources, rather than killing half the universe? To that I say: Where does that end, hippies? #ThanosWasRight

2. YOU WERE NEVER REALLY HERE – Now that I’ve gotten my adolescent geekery out of the way (for now), let’s get into my favorite art film of the year. Lynne Ramsay’s adaptation of Jonathan Ames’s excellent novella manages to maintain a ruthless efficiency comfortably married to a quietly reflective tone throughout the lean and occasionally very mean 90 minutes it takes to immerse us in the troubled world of Joe (Joaquin Phoenix in the absolute best performance of the year and possibly his entire career), a desperately suicidal war veteran whose clandestine job exfiltrating young girls from sex trafficking operations may be the last and only thing tying him to this world, of which he feels he was never really a part. Ramsay illustrates this idea of Joe as a vengeful living ghost beautifully through cinematography and editing (in collaboration with Tom Townend and Joe Bini, respectively), and Johnny Greenwood’s propulsive score anchors the whole thing to the gritty neo-noir pavement. As great as the screenplay, production, and supporting players all around him are, though, Phoenix is nothing short of revelatory as Joe, a soulful but savage beast of a man covered in scars inside and out. I can’t honestly say I’ve ever seen a greater, more convincing performance from any actor in all the years I’ve been watching movies.

3. ROMA – We open on a tiled floor, still, silent, reflecting nothing. Suddenly a wave of soapy water washes over it, revealing a whole other world above, an expanse of sky with a water tower reflected in the work of the humble housekeeper, Cleo (Yalitza Aparicio), at the center of the story. An airplane soars through the sky, reflected in the repeating waves of cleansing water, creating a third layer of reality, far above the troubles of life down on the ground. It’s a perfect way to begin such an incredible work of cinematic artistry, a movie in which every frame, every sound, every wonderfully understated performance is impeccably crafted and superbly resonant with emotion and symbolism. Writer-director Alfonso Cuaron removes any lingering doubt that he is one of the greatest filmmakers alive (not that there ever should have been any after Children of Men) with a movie that feels like his most personal work yet. It is an instant classic that made me want to watch it again the minute it was over.

4. THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT – If you know the work of Lars von Trier and you hear he’s turned his sights for his latest movie on the reminiscences of a prolific serial killer, and that the concept for the movie is inspired in part by real-life killers like Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer, you probably already know if this movie’s going to be for you or not. In structure and tone, this one feels very much like a companion piece to von Trier’s previous epic, Nymph()maniac (though certainly not as overtly as Manderlay was a companion to Dogville), exploring violence in place of that film’s exploration of sexuality. Another clear inspiration is Dante’s Inferno, with Bruno Ganz’s Virgil explicitly playing the role of that legendary poet to Matt Dillon’s Jack, the murderous Dante surrogate here. Though it almost certainly was not intended this way, House also feels like a perverse take on the classic It’s a Wonderful Life storyline (itself inspired by Dickens’s A Christmas Carol), with Jack looking back over his blood-soaked career as he is guided to his destiny by a mysterious cosmic figure. It’s a fascinating, troubling, frequently surprisingly funny movie that lives up to Von Trier’s famous credo that “a film should be like a stone in your shoe.” I was kicking this one around in my head for weeks after seeing it.

5. BLINDSPOTTING – 2018 was a good year for movies about Oakland, California. BlacKkKlansman, Sorry to Bother You, and even Black Panther had something to say about the city, its history, and issues of race and class within it. It was also a good year for Hip-Hop movies, with The After Party and Bodied both providing solid entertainment for those of us likely to recognize cameos from the likes of Jadakiss and DMX (The After Party), or Loaded Lux and Dizaster (Bodied). Blindspotting is my favorite movie in both categories. Real-life best friends Daveed Diggs and Rafael Casal, who co-wrote the movie together, play fictional best friends Collin and Miles, one black, one white, who both grew up in the same neighborhood and socioeconomic class together. However, because of the difference in their race, each is perceived differently by those outside their social circle, whether it’s the hipster Oakland transplants gentrifying the city, or the police who hold Collin to a higher level of scrutiny than the far more volatile Miles. Blindspotting explores these issues and many others with a great sense of humor that never lapses into parody or silliness. Even when it seems like it shouldn’t work, Diggs and Casal’s thoughtful, nuanced screenplay deftly walks the tightrope of authenticity without falling into the pitfalls of preachiness.

6. GOOD MANNERS – This wonderful Brazilian film is gorgeous, mysterious, alluring, and almost impossible to categorize. It’s really almost like two great movies in one, the first a subtle and fascinating exploration of the uneasy but ultimately lasting bond that develops between wealthy Ana (Marjorie Estiano) and her new nanny, Clara (Isabel Zuaa). Ana’s baby has yet to be born, but she hires Clara to help her with the housework while she’s pregnant, and Clara gradually begins to observe strange nocturnal behavior on Ana’s part, which leads to the film’s second half, a wild and unpredictable amalgamation of fairy tale, horror, and even musical elements that never loses sight of its central character and what makes her relationship with Ana and her growing child so interesting. It’s an abrupt but very satisfying shift similar to something like Full Metal Jacket or the more recent and thematically similar Proxy, but I’ve never seen a movie quite like this one.

7. THE FAVOURITE – I have an acquaintance who once told me he doesn’t like movies with guns or people being mean to each other. I’m not even sure how he manages to avoid the latter, assuming he watches any movies at all. Anyway, this one has both, but is especially heavy on that latter part. In fact, in terms of purely verbal violence, I think this just might be the meanest movie I saw last year, and also one of the most purely entertaining and delightful. I had mixed feelings about visionary director Yorgos Lanthimos’s last feature, The Killing of a Sacred Deer (after loving his previous works Dogtooth and The Lobster), in part because the intentionally mannered acting style and perversely matter-of-fact line deliveries felt out of place in a way they hadn’t in The Lobster, his first English-language feature. The 18th-century England in which this one is set, however, seems to suit his style perfectly, and with the help of an excellent cast including Olivia Colman, Rachel Weisz, Nicholas Hoult, and Emma Stone (in what I’m comfortable naming her best performance yet), and swooping, disorienting cinematography by Robbie Ryan, Lanthimos has crafted a dazzling, surreal, hilariously vicious period piece that deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as classics like Barry Lyndon, Amadeus, and Dangerous Liaisons.

8. UPGRADE – This one of my biggest pleasant surprises of the year. You might expect ruthlessly efficient plotting and stunningly rendered violence from someone like Leigh Whannell, the writer of the first three Saw movies, but what you might not expect (you bunch of haters) is the intelligence behind all the brutal action in this one. At times, this movie had me thinking back 20 years to when The Matrix first blindsided us all with its awesomeness, and I can scarcely think of higher praise for any sci-fi/action thriller. If star Logan Marshall-Green hadn’t already proven himself to be more than just a poor man’s Tom Hardy in The Invitation two years ago, he certainly does it here with a story that is somewhat similar but vastly superior to last year’s Hardy-starring Venom. Everything about this movie is electrifying, from the production design to the cinematography, performances, editing and, last but not least, some of the year’s very best fight scenes.

9. BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE – Let’s talk about Drew Goddard for a minute. The guy started out writing for Buffy the Vampire Slayer, went on to write arguably the best giant monster movie of the 21st century so far (Cloverfield), then made his directorial debut with The Cabin in the Woods, one of the best horror movies of the past ten years at least, before adapting The Martian for Ridley Scott and developing Daredevil for Netflix in 2015. He’s kind of awesome, is what I’m saying, and if it wasn’t for my love of Cabin I’d have no trouble proclaiming this his masterpiece. Impeccably plotted and gorgeously shot, Bad Times is simply overflowing with ideas and clever reveals, and it features a murderer’s row of acting talent, any one of whom feel like they could be brutally dispatched at any second. Relative newcomer Cynthia Erivo leads a cast that includes Jeff Bridges, Dakota Johnson, Jon Hamm, Chris Hemsworth, Nick Offerman, and Shea Wigham, among others, and there is a very real (and welcome) feeling that any one of them could be killed in the very next scene, or with shocking abruptness right in the middle of the one we’re currently watching. With its supremely witty dialogue and chronology-jumping narrative structure, Tarantino comparisons are inevitable (The Hateful Eight and Jackie Brown come most readily to mind), but even if you’d seek to dismiss it as a mere QT knockoff, it’s easily the best one I’ve seen in the 25 years since Pulp Fiction came along and blew everyone’s mind.

10. TERRIFIER – I saved this one for last mainly because it’s really, really not for everyone. If you’ve never heard of it, which is likely, it’s an insanely violent killer clown movie available on Netflix. David Howard Thornton gives an incredibly menacing, darkly humorous, completely silent performance as Art the Clown, a nightmarish, possibly supernatural presence that brutally murders pretty much everyone in his path on Halloween night. As in Bad Times at the El Royale, no one is safe in this movie, and there is a purity to its relentless brutality and utter lack of redeeming social value that I find refreshing and totally admirable. Writer-director Damien Leone also edited the movie and created the horrific practical effects around which the story was clearly built. There’s one grisly setpiece in particular that may be the single most horrendous thing I’ve ever seen onscreen (I actually bit my fist and muttered “Jesus” while watching it alone), but most viewers will likely never make it that far. Much as I loved A Quiet Place and, to a lesser extent, Hereditary, this is my favorite pure horror movie of the year. I can’t warn the faint of heart or stomach away from this one enough, but if the phrase “insanely violent killer clown movie” didn’t immediately deter you, this one just might actually be for you. You sick bastard.

Ezra Stead is the Head Editor for MoviesIDidn’tGet.com. Ezra is also a writer, rapper, and occasional painter who has been previously published in print and online, as well as writing, directing and acting in numerous short films and two features. A Minneapolis native, Ezra currently lives in New York City, where he is working on his second novel (the first has yet to be published).

For more information, please contact EzraStead@MoviesIDidntGet.com

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Pet Sematary – The Soil Is Still Stony, If Not Quite So Rich

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By Ezra Stead

Pet Sematary, USA, 2019

Directed by Kevin Kolsch & Dennis Widmyer

I would never recommend reading a movie review without having first seen the movie in question for yourself, but I would also never dream of spoiling the plot of a movie I review without providing a fair warning. So if you are somehow unfamiliar with the basics of Pet Sematary (come on, you’ve had thirty years to see the original movie, and thirty-five to read the book – what are you even doing with your life?), consider this your warning to stop right here and rectify that.

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, the latest incarnation of Pet Sematary is quite good overall. It carefully treads the line of showing reverence to the source material (both Stephen King‘s novel and Mary Lambert’s original adaptation) without being slavishly faithful. So, while fans of the original movie will enjoy little Easter eggs like the truck driver being distracted at a crucial moment by a phone call from “Sheena,” for example (the trucker who runs Gage over in the original is listening to The Ramones’ “Sheena Is a Punk Rocker” at the time), they can also be surprised by the changes that have been made to the original storyline, most of which are in the right spirit and add interesting dimensions to the original material.

If you’ve seen even the trailer for this latest version, you know that one of the major changes filmmakers Kevin Kolsch and Dennis Widmyer (and screenwriters Matt Greenberg and Jeff Buhler) have made is the substitution of nine-year-old Ellie Creed (Jete Laurence) for her much younger brother Gage (Hugo and Lucas Lavoie, who look remarkably similar to Miko Hughes when he played the role thirty years ago) as the child who is killed in the road by that careless trucker. This is an interesting alteration because, while we don’t get Gage saying “No fair,” and stumbling delightfully to his demise after his father puts his reanimated ass down, Ellie’s more advanced intellect and speaking abilities make her a more formidable adversary when she comes back from the grave.

One example of this is the way she uses the guilt felt by her mother, Rachel (Amy Seimetz) over the death of her older sister, Zelda (Alyssa Levine). This guilt is likewise forefronted due to circumstances tweaked a bit from the original material; in this version, Zelda’s death was still not actually Rachel’s fault, but she is a bit more culpable than in previous incarnations. Louis Creed (Jason Clarke) is also more at fault for the death of his child here, due to his failure to put the reanimated Church the cat (simultaneously cuter and creepier than in the 1989 version) to sleep after playing God with the help of neighbor Jud Crandall (John Lithgow, doing his best with the impossible task of replacing Fred Gwynne’s gloriously iconic rendition). All this added guilt is wonderfully true to the spirit and themes of King’s work.

What this latest version is lacking is a lot of the heart of the novel, much of which did make it into Lambert’s film (adapted for the screen by King himself). The sort of surrogate father-son relationship between Louis and Jud, for example, is largely excised in favor of a streamlined, efficient plotting that focuses more on the scares. Likewise the strained relationship between Louis and his father-in-law is reduced from an ugly fistfight at his son’s (in this case, daughter’s) funeral service to just a drity look, which weakens the family dynamics present in both this element and the Louis-Jud relationship. It’s a shame, especially, that the always reliable Lithgow isn’t given more interesting stuff to do, but it is commendable the way this movie seems determined to keep things relatively swift and relentless. The ending is far from disappointing, too, reminiscent of Frank Darabont’s King adaptation The Mist in its ruthless brutality. As it should be.

Ezra Stead is the Head Editor for MoviesIDidn’tGet.com. Ezra is also a writer, rapper, and occasional painter who has been previously published in print and online, as well as writing, directing and acting in numerous short films and two features. A Minneapolis native, Ezra currently lives in New York City, where he is working on his second novel (the first has yet to be published).

For more information, please contact EzraStead@MoviesIDidntGet.com

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The Ambivalence of Justice – Dragged Across Concrete & The Highwaymen

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By Ezra Stead

Dragged Across Concrete, Canada / USA, 2018

Written and Directed by S. Craig Zahler

The Highwaymen, USA, 2019

Directed by John Lee Hancock

It’s been a while since I attempted a double review, but these two recent movies have enough in common that I’ve found myself thinking of them both in the same “breath” fairly often since viewing them, and I certainly think there would be a significant overlap in their fans, if they manage to reach enough people to truly gain a fanbase (Dragged Across Concrete only played one week at a couple of theaters in New York City, and The Highwaymen has an – actually more advantageous for gaining viewership – almost exclusively online release on Netflix). They are both of the type of movies commonly (and usually unkindly) referred to as Dad Flicks, provided your dad is okay with some pretty harsh, abrupt violence. They each, in their own ways, evoke an earlier, more classical era of cinema – Dragged the mid-to-late ’70s, Highwaymen perhaps even earlier, to the new cinema of the late ’60s, i.e. the films of Sam Peckinpah from that era (as well, of course, as Arthur Penn’s Bonnie and Clyde). They are also two of the best movies I’ve seen so far this year.

S. Craig Zahler has been accused, even by those who (rightly) praised his first two features, of harboring a reactionary worldview, and Dragged feels like his response to this criticism in much the same way that last year’s The House That Jack Built felt like Lars von Trier’s response to critics who see his work as misogynistic. Bone Tomahawk is something of a riff on John Ford’s The Searchers, with a more overtly evil – in fact, monstrous – enemy than the Indians in that film, and the brutal, excellent Brawl in Cell Block 99 centers around a nefarious plot that wouldn’t be out of place in the staunchest Pro-Lifer’s nightmares, so the charge of a conservative or reactionary viewpoint in Zahler’s films has never been entirely unfounded. Zahler’s obvious intelligence and craftsmanship in all three of his features, though, means that this viewpoint does not go unexamined, and in all cases there are complexities that muddy the waters of a simplistic, black-and-white message of any kind.

The casting alone seems to dare viewers of a more liberal bent to take an antagonistic view of Dragged, if not ignore it entirely (which would seem to be the actual reception the film has received, by and large). Brawl star and noted conservative actor Vince Vaughn returns, alongside another noted conservative actor (and, apparently, rage-filled lunatic), Mel Gibson, as a pair of old-school, tough-guy cops in an era that no longer reveres their particular brand of police work. They are introduced on a stakeout that ends in the forceful arrest of a drug dealer. They are rough with him, bending his arm beyond the point of comfort and keeping him on the ground with a foot on his neck, all the while making mean-spirited cracks at his expense. In other words, it’s the type of thing we’re used to seeing the “good guys” do in all sorts of movies and TV shows about cops throughout the years. But this isn’t the 1970s New York of movies like Death Wish or The French Connection (the latter of which, at least, had its own moral ambiguities to unpack). This is the present day, when this sort of excessive force is frequently documented by witnesses with cell phones and, all too infrequently, leads to negative consequences for the officers in question.

In many ways, the deck is stacked in favor of these two cops, Ridgeman (Gibson) and Lurasetti (Vaughn). The initial act of excessive force is, as previously stated, relatively mild compared to many real-life cases in which officers have been exonerated, and they are made likeable through their banter and, later, the way Ridgeman is seen struggling to support his family and trying to get them out of a high-crime neighborhood in which his daughter, in particular, feels unsafe. On the other hand, we see more egregious tactics from them only moments later, when they abuse and humiliate their suspect’s girlfriend in ways that can only be chalked up to racism, sexism, and ableism (she is partially deaf). This moral ambivalence continues throughout, as their plan to rob a crew of bank robbers (of whose own plan Ridgeman has inside knowledge) leads to the deaths of innocent people that could have been saved had the two cops followed proper procedure instead of going after their own illegal score. Further muddying the waters (in the best way possible) is the character of Henry Johns (Tory Kittles), a recently released ex-con who is, in many ways, the true protagonist of the movie. Though we spend more screen time with Ridgeman and Lurasetti, we are introduced to Johns first, and it is ultimately his fate that provides the story its conclusion. He is also a more reliable moral center than either of the two cops, and certainly a more honorable man than Lurasetti, who would undoubtedly proclaim himself the more forthright of the two cops. The title of the movie refers not to, say, a man’s face being literally dragged across concrete (as seen in Brawl), but to the lines of moral code that both Johns and the two cops are forced to cross while trying to keep some sense of their own honor intact.

The Netflix original film The Highwaymen is less conflicted in its sympathies, but the moral ambivalence is still there, lurking beneath the surface. Its central duo, former Texas rangers Frank Hamer (Kevin Costner) and Maney Gault (Woody Harrelson), are no less reactionary than Dragged‘s Ridgeman and Lurasetti, but they are reacting to a more clear and less ambiguous threat. The movie, like its protagonists, is staunchly opposed to the popular myth of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, who were seen as almost Robin Hood-like folk heroes by many working-class people in their own time, solidified by Arthur Penn’s 1967 film for an entirely new generation of anti-authoritarian youth. In reality, though the couple were sticking it to the banks that contributed to the suffering of the common people during the Great Depression era, they were also far less charismatic and more brutally murderous than the legend crafted around them might lead one to believe.

In this way, The Highwaymen‘s perspective as a movie is more closely aligned with that of its protagonists than our other subject, but Hamer and Gault are not above brutality of their own. Hamer in particular is portrayed with a certain frustrated self-righteousness and, in a rather electrifying conversation scene during a rainstorm near the film’s conclusion, we learn just how far he is willing to go in the pursuit of his ideal of justice and protecting his fellow officers. The duo’s ultimate takedown of the Barrow gang’s infamous leaders is likewise gritty, brutal, and bereft of any mitigating romanticism. It is a massacre, plain and simple, a killing undertaken for a paycheck as much as out of any sense of duty or righteousness.

Director John Lee Hancock and writer John Fusco’s vision of two men whose time has almost passed recalls not only Peckinpah’s The Wild Bunch (not to mention its similarly bullet-riddled climax), but also his other great tale of anachronistic men in a world that is moving on, Ride the High Country. Like the aging cowboys of that film, Hamer and Gault are as out of place in their own time as Ridgeman and Lurasetti are in the modern era, though The Highwaymen has more clear sympathy for its antiheroes. In presenting the opposing side of a story so well known to American audiences, though (Bonnie and Clyde themselves are only briefly glimpsed here and there throughout the movie, generally in the midst of committing atrocious violence), The Highwaymen feels, in its own way, as refreshing as Penn’s great film must have felt to audiences when it was released over fifty years ago.

Ezra Stead is the Head Editor for MoviesIDidn’tGet.com. Ezra is also a writer, rapper, and occasional painter who has been previously published in print and online, as well as writing, directing and acting in numerous short films and two features. A Minneapolis native, Ezra currently lives in New York City, where he is working on his second novel (the first has yet to be published).

For more information, please contact EzraStead@MoviesIDidntGet.com

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The Dead Don’t Die – Your Patience Might

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By Ezra Stead

The Dead Don’t Die, Sweden / USA, 2019

Written and Directed by Jim Jarmusch

“Humor is subjective” is a phrase I forced myself to remember several times throughout legendary independent filmmaker Jim Jarmusch’s latest, The Dead Don’t Die, as several other people in the audience with me reacted audibly and approvingly to jokes I found relentlessly unfunny and lame.

Here are some of the bits that elicited laughter…

Farmer Frank Miller (Steve Buscemi) is introduced in a diner, wearing a bright red baseball cap with white letters in a recognizable font reading “Keep America White Again.” That’s it. That alone got a laugh, of the performative type borne not of true mirth but a desire to let others know you get the joke (or so it seemed to me, at least). 

In the same early scene, Farmer Frank complains that his coffee is “too black for me,” at which his neighbor on the diner stools, Hank Thompson (Danny Glover) gives him the side-eye. This got (again, from several people in the audience) the sort of almost wounded laugh generally received by only the most biting satire or social commentary.

When the first two victims of the zombie apocalypse are found horribly mutilated in the same diner, Officer Ronnie Peterson (Adam Driver) speculates that maybe it was done by “a wild animal, or perhaps several wild animals.” Officer Mindy Morrison (Chloe Sevigny) arrives on the scene soon after and delivers the exact same speculation, in the exact same words. Soon after that, a TV reporter named Posie Juarez (played by Rosie Perez, in what amounts to about the best joke to be found here, in this reviewer’s estimation) also delivers the exact same speculation, in the exact same words.

Are you laughing yet? If not, you may want to skip this one, as this type of toothless satire and deadpan repetition is about all it has to offer. Officer Ronnie also repeats the phrase “This isn’t going to end well” early and often, reminiscent of O Brother, Where Art Thou?’s “Damn, we’re in a tight spot,” i.e. a bit that worked better in a much better movie released almost twenty years ago. If you haven’t seen any movies since then, this one just might feel fresh and interesting to you.

It might also help if you’re not actually into horror movies in general, or zombie movies in particular, the latter of which, at least, Jarmusch apparently isn’t, either. He’s stated that he was drawn to the genre’s “obviousness” as a metaphor for the mindlessness of consumer culture, and the movie also has a hint of an environmental message in the idea that the zombie attack was brought about by fracking and the fact that everyone seems perversely nonchalant about the end of the world as it’s happening. George A. Romero, pioneer of the modern zombie genre, was never especially subtle about his sociopolitical themes, either, but here the obviousness is pushed to extremes that make the whole thing very silly, but in a shockingly no-fun sort of way. The whole thing has a strange feeling of trying too hard while simultaneously being incredibly lazy.

This is a movie of cameos instead of characters. RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan shows up briefly to play a driver for a postal service called Wu-PS, a joke at which not even the most die-hard Wu fan (scarred for life, we can’t forget the cuts) could possibly do more than groan. Caleb Landry Jones and Sevigny, for example, have more screen time but are basically only asked to be squirrely and terrified, respectively. Tom Waits has a movie-ending monologue that, coupled with the score by Jarmusch’s band SQURL, would make a nice spoken word track on one of his albums, but only serves here to painfully underline every tired non-point that has already been unsubtly made by the movie. Even national treasure Carol Kane is utterly wasted in a tiny role as one of the first zombies to rise, which is perhaps this misbegotten slog of a movie’s most unforgivable sin.

The ostensible leads don’t fare much better. Devoid of any real personality or chemistry, Driver and Bill Murray instead share an annoyingly postmodern bit, telegraphed early on and later made face-palmingly explicit, in which they know they’re in a Jim Jarmusch movie. This goes absolutely nowhere interesting or unpredictable, much like everything else.

It’s hard not to believe Jarmusch is trolling us, that he intentionally made a painfully obvious, unfunny zombie parody in order to comment in some hip, smarter-than-thou way on the stupidity of this very popular genre. If this is the case, I sincerely hope he and his incredibly talented cast full of people I really like had fun making it, because I can’t imagine a very large audience will enjoy being condescended to so relentlessly.

Ezra Stead is the Head Editor for MoviesIDidn’tGet.com. Ezra is also a writer, rapper, and occasional painter who has been previously published in print and online, as well as writing, directing and acting in numerous short films and two features. A Minneapolis native, Ezra currently lives in New York City, where he is working on his second novel (the first has yet to be published).

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Once Upon A Time … In Hollywood – One Possible Interpretation

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By Ezra Stead

Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood, UK / USA / China, 2019

Written and Directed by Quentin Tarantino

In all that has already been written and said about Quentin Tarantino’s latest (and supposedly penultimate) movie, one thing that comes up again and again is the surprisingly disrespectful way in which the character of Bruce Lee (Mike Moh) is portrayed. His one really crucial scene sees him being arrogant toward stuntman Cliff Booth (Brad Pitt), who is doing guest work on the Green Hornet series, ultimately taking him on in a “friendly” sparring match. Cliff holds his own, which seems improbable, to say the least. One function of this scene is to foreshadow Cliff’s abilities in a later, more serious fight scene, but I believe there is something more to it. In fact, this scene may be the key to really understanding the entire movie. 

Excessive reverence for anything has never been something for which Tarantino is especially known. In fact, irreverently deconstructing various aspects of pop culture has become one of his trademarks over the course of his nine movies, from Madonna’s “Like A Virgin” in Reservoir Dogs to the Spider-Man and Superman mythos in Kill Bill: Vol. 2. He has, however, always shown a certain respect for the things he loves, which is why it’s so surprising to see him, of all people, turning a legend like Lee into a buffoon, a bully, a punchline.

The most plausible explanation for this scene, which is not only strangely disrespectful but also incongruous with Lee’s real-life reputation as a generally nice guy who avoided fights rather than instigating them, is that it merely represents Cliff’s unreliable memory of how things happened, that he (perhaps unconsciously) positions himself as the hero, the effortlessly cool guy who is in the right, with Lee as the arrogant antagonist of the situation. If this is the case, then what’s to stop us from assuming the movie’s climactic showdown with members of the Manson Family is also being presented to us via Cliff’s distorted point-of-view?

Mark Wahlberg infamously suggested that, had he only been on the right plane at the right time, the attacks of 9/11 would never have been carried out because he would have personally foiled those dastardly terrorists with punches and, presumably, action-hero one-liners. This may be what is really going on in Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood’s gonzo climax, when Cliff almost singlehandedly changes history by demolishing the Manson crew after they choose his buddy Rick Dalton (Leonardo DiCaprio) as their victim instead of his next-door neighbors in the Tate-Polanski home. Perhaps instead of objective reality, this scene is meant to exist in the landscape of Cliff’s aging tough guy imagination, like the earlier fight with Bruce Lee, a place in which he can rewrite history with his fists and provide a “happily ever after” not only for himself and Rick, but also the world at large (or at least all of Hollywood, which might as well be the world, to both Tarantino and his characters). The possibility that it is all just a wistful fantasy is underlined by the fact that Rick uses a prop weapon from one of his old movies when he eventually joins the fight, as well as his subsequent warm introduction to his neighbor, Sharon Tate (Margot Robbie), which calls back to an earlier conversation with Cliff in which Rick fantasized about the possibility of his being cast in the next Polanski film due to his advantageous proximity to the hot up-and-coming director.

Then again, it could be that it’s all meant to be taken as the objective reality of the Tarantinoverse’s history, like Django Unchained and, especially, Inglourious Basterds before it. If that’s the case, it’s rather a shame Tarantino didn’t go with the ending posited by fan theories before the movie’s release, in which it would have been Tate and Lee who took on the Manson Family and emerged victorious. That certainly would have given both these real-life figures more substantial and dignified roles.

Ezra Stead is the Head Editor for MoviesIDidn’tGet.com. Ezra is also a writer, rapper, and occasional painter who has been previously published in print and online, as well as writing, directing and acting in numerous short films and two features. A Minneapolis native, Ezra currently lives in New York City, where he is working on his second novel (the first has yet to be published).

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Ezra’s Top 10 Favorite Movies Of 2019

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By Ezra Stead

As always, it is important to stress that this list is a compilation of my ten personal favorite movies of the year, and not necessarily the “best,” though I do consider the top three to be timeless, unassailable classics. The bottom three are, on the other hand, a few that I feel have not gotten the love they deserve on lists like this one. 2019 saw feature film conclusions to two of my all-time favorite television series in Deadwood and El Camino, both of which I considered for this list before ultimately deciding to count them as TV in order to make room for other, equally worthy movies. It is a bit of a cheat, necessary because of the difficulty of ranking my ten favorites out of the 113 movies I managed to see in 2019, so allow me to indulge in a bit more cheating….

Easily my pick for Most Underrated movie of 2019 is Steven Knight’s batshit insane Body Heat/Dark City mashup Serenity, which is already beginning to develop the cult it deserves. The craziest movie of the year, though, and therefore my pick for what I call the Buckaroo Banzai Award (which I invented in 2006 when Richard Kelly’s Southland Tales angrily demanded it), is David Robert Mitchell’s stoner-noir mind-fuck Under the Silver Lake, which may or may not make sense after a few more viewings but is just chock full of transcendent moments either way. And, while I didn’t consciously exclude either category from the main list, now is a good time to mention my favorite Documentary of the Year, Penny Lane’s insightful, informative and hilarious Hail Satan?, and my favorite Animated Movie of the Year, the somewhat inessential but surprisingly great Toy Story 4.

Before we get to the main list, though, a brief bit of hate, because life is too short not to. Most Overrated movie of the year goes to Taika Waititi’s well-meaning but toothless satire Jojo Rabbit (or Moonrise Holocaust, as I am fond of calling it), but that is far from the Worst of the Year. There are enough contenders for that title to fill another list (most likely coming soon), but the most enjoyably terrible movie I caught in 2019 was Jeremy Saville’s Loqueesha, a movie possessed of a level of narcissism and technical incompetence to (almost) rival Tommy Wiseau. The absolute Worst of the Year, though, has to be The Haunting of Sharon Tate. That movie is no fun for no one. Fred Durst’s John Travolta-as-stalker-Rain Man thriller The Fanatic lies somewhere in between. On to the good stuff!

1. PARASITE – South Korean filmmaker Bong Joon-ho (Snowpiercer, The Host, Memories of Murder) has made his finest film yet with this tightly controlled masterpiece of dark comedy, suspense, and heartrending social commentary. Despite the fact that it is technically a domestic drama, Parasite is the thrill-ride of the year, charging through various genre tropes and moods with incredible energy, ultimately landing on a surprisingly melancholy note. In a year stacked with cinematic triumphs, I saw nothing better than this one.

2. ONCE UPON A TIME … IN HOLLYWOOD – Quentin Tarantino’s supposedly penultimate feature feels like a swan song of sorts, an incredibly accomplished artist looking back on his legacy through the perspectives of those who created the Hollywood entertainment he grew up watching. It is a wildly entertaining tribute to an idea of a time and place that never quite existed, at least not in the way it is remembered. Beyond its wistful, Peckinpah-esque portrait of a bygone era, it is also a wonderful hangout movie, with Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio as the thoroughly lived-in lead characters, and it has the absolute Best Movie Dog of the year.

3. THE IRISHMAN / I HEARD YOU PAINT HOUSES – No, I am not cheating again and calling this one a tie, as anyone who saw Martin Scorsese’s career-defining masterwork should know. As far as I am concerned, the latter is the correct title, and The Irishman is just what we have agreed to call it for short. By any name, this is an incredible movie, a decades-spanning epic of American history that lives and dies on intimate details and calm, subtext-heavy conversations as much as its bigger moments and bursts of shocking violence. Joe Pesci and Al Pacino both make comebacks of sorts (Pesci to movies in general, and Pacino to really great movies, with this and the aforementioned Once Upon a Time …), and Robert De Niro gives an equally amazing lead performance of great subtlety and quiet tragedy. This is not likely to be Scorsese’s final film, but it nonetheless feels like a worthy finale to his astonishing career.

4. AVENGERS: ENDGAME – Yes, I intentionally put this one right next to The Irishman (which could have easily swapped places with Once Upon a Time … in my estimation) in order to address the “controversy” about Scorsese not considering the MCU movies to be cinema. To me, the fact that a (relatively) quiet, contemplative work of art like The Irishman can fit so comfortably alongside a blockbuster amusement park ride like Endgame in my mind just shows the remarkable range of what cinema can do, and I was thoroughly moved by both. In fact, seeing Endgame in a mostly packed theater at 3:30 a.m. opening weekend is easily one of the most epic and enjoyable moviegoing experiences I have ever had, and if that is not cinema, then this is easily the best amusement park ride of the year instead.

5. MIDSOMMAR – Ari Aster’s acclaimed first feature, Hereditary, could never have lived up to the reputation cultivated by six months of trailers proclaiming it the scariest movie in decades or whatever, but it did show an impressive command of the medium and a remarkably evil tone. Aster delivered on the promise of his debut in a big way with Midsommar, a darkly funny, beautifully shot Wicker Man pastiche that lives up to that 1973 cult classic far better than Neil LaBute’s Nicolas Cage-starring remake (which is actually rather fascinating in its own right). This is daylight horror at its creepiest, and there are few subgenres I love more.

6. UNCUT GEMS – Scorsese’s presence looms large over 2019, not only in his own incredible work on The Irishman, but also in the equally acclaimed and reviled Joker, as well as Uncut Gems, which crackles with the nail-biting energy of Marty’s first great movie, Mean Streets. Directors Benny and Josh Safdie keep the stress mounting and Adam Sandler delivers his finest performance as doomed (basically possessed) gambling addict Howard Ratner. It is rare to see such an intimate character study also function so well as crackerjack entertainment, hilarious and tragic in equal measure.

7. JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 – PARABELLUM – Keanu Reeves is the greatest American action star currently working, and in this movie he absolutely demolishes a giant (former NBA player Boban Marjanovic) armed with nothing but a book in the very first fight scene. It only gets crazier from there, with Keanu’s titular badass employing everything from standard weapons like knives and guns to more unconventional ones like motorcycles and horses, but it is the strange, fascinating world-building that really makes this series stand out. Pure action cinema at its finest.

8. RELAXER – One of the weirdest and flat-out grossest movies of the year, Joel Potrykus’s apocalyptic Y2K nightmare is also one of the funniest and most original. Like Cast Away or The Life of Pi on a sofa, Relaxer is an edge-of-your-seat survivalist thriller that takes place entirely in a scuzzy living room, where Abbie (Joshua Burge) must defeat level 256 of Pac-Man to win a bet with his bizarrely abusive brother, Cam (David Dastmalchian). Potrykus and company expertly tap into the strange paranoia of the final days of the 1990s, as well as the nostalgia for that era currently overtaking the culture, and they achieve a singularly weird and unforgettable vision of weaponized sloth.

9. ONE CUT OF THE DEAD – This highly meta Japanese comedy is continually unpredictable, positioning itself as a movie-within-a-movie before breaking down even more walls to reveal a surprisingly sensitive and poignant center within all the madness. Its layers of repetition and subjective reality recall Alfred Leslie’s classic experimental short The Last Clean Shirt, but it is also a hell of a good time, beyond its more academic pleasures. Anyone looking for a groundbreaking zombie movie will be disappointed (try 2016’s excellent Train to Busan instead), but anyone who has ever worked on a low-budget movie set will be delighted.

10. DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE – S. Craig Zahler is perhaps the most underappreciated writer-director working today, as evidenced by the token one week in New York City theaters his latest feature received. Though it is my least favorite of his movies so far (after Bone Tomahawk and the gut-wrenchingly awesome Brawl in Cell Block 99, which has only continued to grow in my estimation over the past two years), Dragged is still far superior to 90 percent of the movies released in any given year. Full of moral complexity, well drawn characters, and novelistic detail, this is a crime movie for the ages, as well as one very specifically rooted in our here and now.

Ezra Stead is the Head Editor for MoviesIDidn’tGet.com. Ezra is also a writer, rapper, and occasional painter who has been previously published in print and online, as well as writing, directing and acting in numerous short films and two features. A Minneapolis native, Ezra currently lives in New York City, where he is working on his second novel (the first has yet to be published).

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Ezra’s 2020 Oscar Predictions

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By Ezra Stead 

There are several nominated films I have not yet seen, including Best Picture nominee Ford v Ferrari, but I will do my best to predict all 24 categories anyway, with a little help from the oddsmakers in Las Vegas. First, the snubs, as I see them. First and foremost is Uncut Gems, which is shockingly missing from any and all categories. The most obvious snub is Adam Sandler for Best Actor, but I think it should have a Best Picture nomination as well. There are a couple others missing from that category that I love even more (Avengers: Endgame, Midsommar), but Gems is the only one I am actually surprised to see missing.

In addition to Sandler’s captivating performance, it is a bit surprising to see Jennifer Lopez overlooked for her career-best performance in Hustlers (Best Supporting Actress), and not entirely surprising but still disappointing to see Lupita Nyong’o overlooked for her very challenging work in Us. The Academy almost always overlooks horror movies, though, and Us is not quite as undeniably great as Get Out was, so I suppose this disappointment was inevitable. I also would have liked to see Eddie Murphy nominated for Dolemite Is My Name, especially if it meant we could have seen a Sandler vs. Murphy showdown in the Best Actor category, and Wesley Snipes could have easily picked up a Best Supporting Actor nod for his scene-stealing work in the same film, but alas, it was not to be.

Final thoughts on the snubs: the always terrific Willem Dafoe deserves recognition for The Lighthouse (which could be considered Supporting or Lead Actor, really), and Parasite really should be up for more awards, especially Best Cinematography and Best Actor for Song Kang Ho, but I am happy to see it get the six nominations it has. On to my predictions and preferences!

BEST PICTURE – The smart money is on 1917, which is admittedly a pretty extraordinary movie, but with Parasite as the second favorite in Vegas, I am going to take my chances and bet on it. It is rare enough that my favorite movie of the year is even nominated for Best Picture that, if it actually wins, I don’t want to be the idiot that bet against it. But, yeah, it will probably be 1917.

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE – I have only seen three of the nominees, but I am confident Laura Dern will take this one, and she is the one I would vote for as well.

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE – Pesci and Pacino are both incredible in The Irishman, each in roles that feel like comebacks (Pesci to movies in general, and Pacino to really quality work), but the fact that they are nominated for the same movie might split the vote, and anyway, I think Brad Pitt‘s time has finally come, and he deserves the win.

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM – I missed Missing Link, which won the Golden Globe, so it could pull something off here, too. Pixar is tough to beat, though, so I’m going to bet on Toy Story 4, which is also my favorite of the four I have seen.

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE – I also missed two of these (Pain and Glory, The Two Popes), but I have little doubt Joaquin Phoenix is finally going to win one, because apparently playing the Joker is the new appearing in a  Holocaust movie for actors who want an Oscar. Phoenix is one of the greatest living actors, of course, and should have already won for any number of performances, especially The Master and You Were Never Really Here (the latter of which he was stupidly not even nominated for), so I have no problem with his likely win, but if I had a vote I would probably cast it for Adam Driver in Marriage Story. He is clearly just getting started, though, and his time will come.

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE – I am a little embarrassed to say I have only seen two of these movies, so if I were voting I would have a tough call between Scarlett Johansson and Saoirse Ronan (who, astonishingly, has already racked up as many nominations as Joaquin, despite being 20 years younger). I definitely would have voted for Saoirse in Lady Bird, but because I liked Marriage Story more than Little Women, I would probably give this one to Scarlett. Anyway, Vegas and the Golden Globes both agree it is going to be Renee Zellweger, so that is who I am betting on as well.

DIRECTORSam Mendes is taking this one even if 1917 fails to win the big prize, and it is great work, but I would personally have to give it to Bong Joon-ho for Parasite. In fact, as great as his work on 1917 is, Mendes would only be my fourth choice, after Bong, Tarantino and Scorsese, because come on…

CINEMATOGRAPHYRoger Deakins is taking home another Oscar for 1917, and I have no problem with that at all. He is easily one of the top cinematographers working today (and of all time, for that matter), and his work on this is arguably the most important element of its success.

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY – Tarantino is tough to beat in this category, but if Parasite can’t break through the Foreign Language barrier to actually win Best Picture, then this is likely to be one of its consolation prizes.

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY – Odds are this will go to Little Women or (ugh) Jojo Rabbit, but in this category I can’t bring myself to bet against my favorite, which is easily The Irishman.

COSTUME DESIGN – Always a good bet to pick a period piece for this one, and Little Women takes place further back than any of the other nominees.

FILM EDITING – This could be one of the few Ford v Ferrari picks up, and I haven’t seen it so it’s hard for me to say, but I’ll bet on Parasite for this one.

SOUND EDITING 1917.

SOUND MIXING 1917.

VISUAL EFFECTS – In 2018, Infinity War lost this one to a historical movie (First Man) and I fear this year will be a repeat of that, with 1917 cleaning up in the technical awards. But this is one last category where I can’t bear to bet against my favorite, so Avengers: Endgame. (The Irishman is actually my favorite movie nominated, but not because of the effects, which Endgame did better).

INTERNATIONAL FEATURE FILM – If it isn’t Parasite, I will personally burn Hollywood to the ground.

MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING Bombshell.

ORIGINAL SCORE Joker.

ORIGINAL SONG – Though it did well at the Golden Globes, Rocketman is only nominated in this one category, and it would be very surprising if it doesn’t win.

PRODUCTION DESIGN – Though I am of course onboard with giving Parasite every award possible, the fantasy recreation of the late ’60s in Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood will be tough to beat.

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE – I haven’t seen it, but the smart money is on American Factory.

DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT Learning to Skateboard in a Warzone (If You’re a Girl).

ANIMATED SHORT FILM – I am writing this before viewing the animated shorts, which is the one shorts program I rarely miss, but word on the street is Hair Love will probably be the one.

LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM Brotherhood.

 

Finally, here are my personal rankings of the eight Best Picture nominees I have seen:

1. PARASITE

2. ONCE UPON A TIME… IN HOLLYWOOD

3. THE IRISHMAN

4. MARRIAGE STORY

5. 1917

6. JOKER

7. LITTLE WOMEN

8. JOJO RABBIT

 

Ezra Stead is the Head Editor for MoviesIDidn’tGet.com. Ezra is also a writer, rapper, and occasional painter who has been previously published in print and online, as well as writing, directing and acting in numerous short films and two features. A Minneapolis native, Ezra currently lives in New York City, where he is working on his second novel (the first has yet to be published).

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